Get Me a Beer! Lyric Video

For those of you who can’t understand what the hell Martin is spewing now is your chance to sing along! Get yourself a cold one and enjoy the lyric video for Get Me a Beer!

And don’t forget to catch us live!

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October 10 – Oshawa, ON – Simcoe Blues & Jazz – w/ Cauldron, AxMinister, Basalisk, Kryptokultus – Show Details -

November 29 – Toronto, ON – Bovine Sex Club w/ Metal Divas Fest

December 6 – St. Catharines, ON – Mikado Bar & Lounge w/ Skull Fist, Last Scattering, Manacle

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No Beer In Heaven

We are delighted to showcase our finest release brought to you by our lineup in peak form!! Three years in the making, No Beer In Heaven presents an assortment of ambient, prog-folk, heavy tunes that take you on a dark, drunken adventure! So grab a cold one and indulge!

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No Beer In Heaven

Get Me a Beer! Official Video

It comes to us with great pleasure and honor that BWBK, the best damn Canadian magazine-website for all things metal, is debuting our long awaited new video/single, Get Me A Beer! Presenting a lovely Canadian palette of beer, babes, Spinal Tap-ish hilarity and the finest folk n roll in the land! Enjoy and raise another round!

Ekaterina & Beer Maidens

PS: and don’t forget to come out for our CD Release Party on July 26th! You’ll be able to pre-purchase our new CD “No Beer in Heaven”, and did we mentioned party with the lovely Beer Maidens ? Nope, its not a false advertisement!

Interview with Martin & Ekaterina on The Signals of Intuition

Check out an interview with Martin and Ekaterina which aired on The Signals of Intuition on July 12, 2014. Topics discussed include their early influences, the formation of Protokult, the recording of Marzena and their new album No Beer In Heaven, as well as Protokult’s plans for the future.

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Photo by Danielle Griscti

Photo by Danielle Griscti

“We are delighted to finally release and make available our first single, Get Me A Beer! off the new album, No Beer In Heaven. Although upbeat and cheerful, the song is representative of musicians having a jolly good time into the wee hours of the night; and what better way of prolonging the order of good cheer than strangers or fans fueling the fire by getting beer(s)? So in that regard, it’s a tongue-and-cheek look at mild alcoholism yet trying to overlook/deny it with a positive melody. Sneaky indeed, but in denial? I think not!” -Martin Drozd

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