Metal Divas Fest + Winter Dates

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Maple Metal Agency presents:
METAL DIVAS FEST I – Babes, Beer, & Metal
“Uniting 3 popular Toronto Bands, who Rocked the 2014 Wacken Metal Battle Canada Stage, & 1 awesome band from Montreal, all led by Front-Women of Metal !”
This is going to be an Epic Metal Party \m/

November 29th- Toronto, Bovine Sex Club

Other Ontario Dates:

December 6th- St Catherines, Detour Music Hall w/ SKULLFIST

December 31st- Oshawa, The Atria w/ Wretchedpain

January 10th- London, APK, w/ Battlesoul, Valfreya 



Protokult Acoustic at The Barbarian Kegger


Protokult will be performing the very first live acoustic set at the The Barbarian Kegger, which is a fundraiser for the Northern Ontario Permaculture Enthusiast Society. Martin Drozd comments on the band’s upcoming plans for the live acoustic sets:


“After disrupting a few house parties and bonfires, we’ve come to the conclusion that plenty of the Protokult material works acoustically. As a result, we’ve decided to perform a few select acoustic shows this fall/winter. That’s right folks, no distortion to mask our fuck-ups, no hauling of gear and plenty more beer! What you will witness is the Kult in their raw, stripped down, purest form “blushes”….suddenly, we feel rather exposed. Minimal. Festive. Drunk and dark. Stay posted for dates and expect some classic renditions of previously released songs, some new ones and even the odd wacky, traditional retro covers!”   -Martin Drozd




Get Me a Beer! Lyric Video

For those of you who can’t understand what the hell Martin is spewing now is your chance to sing along! Get yourself a cold one and enjoy the lyric video for Get Me a Beer!

And don’t forget to catch us live!

Upcoming dates:
October 10 – Oshawa, ON – Simcoe Blues & Jazz – w/ Cauldron, AxMinister, Basalisk, Kryptokultus – Show Details -

November 29 – Toronto, ON – Bovine Sex Club w/ Metal Divas Fest

December 6 – St. Catharines, ON – Mikado Bar & Lounge w/ Skull Fist, Last Scattering, Manacle

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No Beer In Heaven

We are delighted to showcase our finest release brought to you by our lineup in peak form!! Three years in the making, No Beer In Heaven presents an assortment of ambient, prog-folk, heavy tunes that take you on a dark, drunken adventure! So grab a cold one and indulge!

No Beer In Heaven is available for purchase on our Bandcamp:

No Beer In Heaven

Get Me a Beer! Official Video

It comes to us with great pleasure and honor that BWBK, the best damn Canadian magazine-website for all things metal, is debuting our long awaited new video/single, Get Me A Beer! Presenting a lovely Canadian palette of beer, babes, Spinal Tap-ish hilarity and the finest folk n roll in the land! Enjoy and raise another round!

Ekaterina & Beer Maidens

PS: and don’t forget to come out for our CD Release Party on July 26th! You’ll be able to pre-purchase our new CD “No Beer in Heaven”, and did we mentioned party with the lovely Beer Maidens ? Nope, its not a false advertisement!